What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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