I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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