you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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