Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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