I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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