Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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