Me. At least after what I've been through.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
