He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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