Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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