yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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