My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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