y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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