remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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