In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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