I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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