You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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