the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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