"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
3pm strippers are depressing
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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