I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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