Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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