question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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