what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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