We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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