Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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