i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
