Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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