don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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