she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she told me i tasted like america
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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