what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
we're so committed to being not committed
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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