i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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