Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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