who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
