No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
