You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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