I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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