I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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