ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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