At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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