bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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