No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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