Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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