Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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