He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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