I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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