I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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