jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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