I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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