dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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