I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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