You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
